Ok, only one I know. There may be more. Books of them, but I’ve never quite come across them!
Here goes. Read and enjoy.
There was once a Christian mystic, an evangelical pastor and a fundamentalist evangelist die on the same day and awake to find themselves by the pearly gates.
After a little time had passed St. Peter came out and said to the mystic ‘Jesus will see you now’. On hearing this the old man got up and disappeared into a little room. Five hours later the mystic reappeared with a little smile, saying ‘I knew all along that I was mistaken’.
Then St. Peter signaled to the evangelical pastor who stood up and entered the room. After a day had passed the pastor reappeared with a deep frown and said ‘How could I have been so foolish’.
Finally St. Peter asked the fundamentalist to follow him. The fundamentalist picked up his well-worn bible and walked into the room. A few days passed with no sign of the evangelist, then finally the door swung open and Jesus himself appeared exclaiming ‘How could I have got it all so wrong?’
Good joke. Love your blog. Will link to it soon. Godspeace.
hahahaaa….
ya we mystics all knew all we try to speak about Divine Essence and concerning it are nothing but mistakes. Only THE DIVINE is Truly Real. all are illusions.
peace and blessings.
PS. I just listened to ur podcast. hope to hear more editions of it. God willing, i will link ur podcast and ur beautiful site in my blog as well.